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there's nothing like a well timed fart joke!!

March 29th 2007 20:36
it sure is true. there is nothing like a well timed fart joke for the best kind of humour. it is so natural and normal to fart, but when we do it seems so funny! everyone can usually see the lighter side to 'letting one rip'. even the hardest of hard people can even manage a snicker after 'opening their lunch box'.

people's reactions to the body's natural functions can vary greatly and i guess it depends on the many factors that surrounds the fart at the moment. is it a public space? are there many people around? are there people of the opposite sex nearby? what is stink on a scale of 1 to 10? was there a verbal introduction to your 'comment'? was it a squeek? was it a rumble? many, many colours to a fart.....


'nalts' has done all the investigative work for us and put a little social experiment together. this is a real treat to watch....



keep this in mind next time you feel the need to.
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Comment by D. Armenta

March 29th 2007 23:32
Oh man, I've got to come back to this when I get to a computer with sound! Personally, I think farts can be hilariously funny, depending on the circumstances. Farts are nature's great equalizer; a constant reminder not to take ourselves or anyone else too seriously. Also a great way to crack your best friend up when cleverly presented...

Comment by The black man

March 30th 2007 00:34
*snigger snigger*

eddie murphy also sums it up well...can't remember if it was delirious or raw.
what I find amusing and strange at the same time is when people complain about the smell yet continue to smell it eg: "Phooar, that stinks...*sniff* jesus dude *sniff*..." and women seem to be the biggest culprits of this. Sure they have a heightened sense of smell (so they say) but you don't have to breathe it in. Just pause your breath and vacate the area. I've had to do this with friends, lol. The funniest is when you stink yourself out ahahahaha....

Comment by Jonathon

March 30th 2007 09:02
hey d. armenta,

you are completely right:

Farts are nature's great equalizer

whenever someone tries to be 'the man' or be the 'superior' in the situation, it is always comforting to know that they have a little hole on their bottom just like we do. and occasionally that little hole has been known to make a 'squeeeeek' or 'bbrrrrruuuup'!

100% non-discriminating, equal-rights, pro-choice, pro- feminist, equalizing (and relieving) humour!!

Comment by Jonathon

March 30th 2007 09:08
the t man!

women are clearly the biggest culprit of the 'sniff, sniff, phooar' syndrome because they are curious! they are curious because girls don't fart and are merely wondering what the smell of that ridiculous sound is!!!!

i must say i am a victim of the 'sniff, sniff, phooar!', syndrome....... but only for medical purposes! i'm sure any doctor would back me up when i say it is an indicator of the state of one's internal health.

Comment by The black man

March 31st 2007 00:24
a saying to remember:

Don't hold your farts in. They travel back up your spine, into your brain and that's where shit ideas come from.


side note: I'd have to agree with on the internal health factor..."phooar!! what have you been eating" lmao

Comment by Anonymous

May 13th 2007 08:35
[SIZE=2]Haha, check out this video, it's hilarious!!

Really Long Link

Comment by Jonathon

May 13th 2007 10:07
hey annon,

thank you for that.

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